Scary Though #2

Now that Michael Jackson is dead, does he watch you when your awake and watch you while you sleep?

SORRY if that offended you...

Stuck up B****

My buddy dani will know who im talking about. There is this girl at my school who absolutely HATES MY GUTS. So im doing a little check to see if anyone else has a stuck up b**** that just makes you wanna scream. Cuz everytime i pass this girl in the hallway, and she glares at me (or flips me off) i wanna bash her face in the wall. which i dont. despite the little devel inside me begging to get out. So, anyone else have a b**** like her at their school?

R-Patz Gayness

im sorry to all of you girls who absolutely love robert pattinson and would kill to meet him. im sorry but i dont see the appeal! hes so... robert pattinson-ey. he just pisses me off. cuz he always has this look like yea, u kno i think im hott but im really a total d-bag. and i think kristen stewert is too good for him. any one is too good for him. he can dig a whole and die... "im a wussy about love" eff that hes sleeping his way thru hollywood. im sure alot of people want to kill me now so im gonna shut up.

r-patz equals: my d-bag of the week

Pants

Everyones seen the guys walking (more like waddling) around with their pants around their ankles. Can i say STUPID?! Seriously! if you have to hold up your pants and swing your legs around to run, then you need to pull them up. or buy a pair that fits. What i find ironic is that people wear belts with these! Theres no point in wearing a belt with these. So i have posted a video of a wonderful man who has captured my thoughts in a song. God Bless America and our teenage boys with their pants... on the ground.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSLc64JGbDE

Snogging Scale

Ok, has anyone read the Confessions of Georgia Nicolson books? you should! they are hilarious. and i love Libby. so, i took one of my favorite parts and i thought i would share it with you. So low and behold, the snogging scale.

1. holding hands
2. arm around (not sure if it means shoulder or waist...)
3. goodnight kiss
4. kiss lasting over three minutes without breath
4.5 hand snogging
5. open mouth kissing (gross)
6. tongues
7. upper body "fondling" outdoors
8. upper body "fondling" indoors-in bed (wink wink)
9. below wast activity
10. all the way (wink wink wink)

to read the whole book, go read it. they made the first book a movie, but its not even close to being as good as the book. the first one is Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging. read it.

Scary Thought #1

What was the guy doing to the cow when he realized that cows give milk?

Scary Thoughts

So im always getting these scary thoughts. And i never know what to do with them so I just throw them at people for them to hear. Im going to share my scary thoughts with you. Sorry if they offfend...

My New Blog

lets see... its sunday! woke up to my dad trying to use his hands as a trumpet in my ear... my sister is doing my dads hair and watching 101 dalmations. with my blog i will try to keep you posted on my total pone-ing insights!!!!